- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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