- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

identical jokes get different votes.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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