- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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