- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Nickelback.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Firgen and the blung brigade

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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