- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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