- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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