- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Your mom.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Justin Bieber.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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