Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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