- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is older than history?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

autistic kids rock

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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