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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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