- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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