- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

"Knock knock" Come in!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

how do you win a game try your best

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Your sex life.

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