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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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