- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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