I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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