A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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