What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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