- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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