- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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