- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

batman has diarrhea

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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