- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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