- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Hello.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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