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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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