Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A fat guy!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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