- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

read me write me

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Then none of us want to be right.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A lot eh?

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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