Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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