- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Vaginal secretions

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

you give like i give lomain

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