What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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