- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Pickles are moist.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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