- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Take part of what?

anti-joke.ru - russian style

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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