Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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