- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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