- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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