Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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