- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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