why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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