- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Antijokes...

field day?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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