Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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