- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

nothing

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Oh s***

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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