Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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don't just stand there

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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