- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

salad days!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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