- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Nero, sure you are okay?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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