whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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