what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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