- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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