How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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