- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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