Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Obama

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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