- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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