Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Feminism

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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